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"We’re preparing you for the real world"

I don’t meant to alarm you but

the real world has calculators

"The floor is lava!"
-Everyone, Pompeii, 79 A.D. (via ahkep)

2011 me:  Why aren’t you using punctuation? Are you uneducated? You type like a crude toddler.
2013 me:  dude shu t the f*** up i dont care
"if u say “i love you” too often it loses its meaning"
-boring people who probably read john green and listen to the beatles (via quartzwarrior)


when you forget capslock is on and google something really aggressively by accident